Anybody would think that I was a fricken supermodel judging by the way I was all prancing round the place yesterday. Amazing really. 1kg of weight loss in first week and I think I'm bloody Elle McPherson (spot the 30 year old). How can 1kg change your confidence I don't know but I was up for anything.
I would say that the past couple of years about - since being pregnant with Ryu - Hub and I have been bordering on boring in the bedroom. Yeah, yeah, there have been interludes in the shower, quickies on a Saturday afternoon and all that but overall very straight forward. Me Tarzan, you Jane. But last night, spurred on by ever so slight weight loss, three beers and a chuhai, hub got lucky...
GW: fancy a shag love?
Hub: wouldn't say no.
GW: Lets ????? and ???? followed by some ?????.
GW: (better watch myself, if I say this in five years time the old man may well have a heart attack)
Hub: (searching frantically) I thought that swing thing was in the back of the sock drawer beside the KY and the black panther??
OK, so I'm not quite fabulous enough to get back on the swing, and really the first ????? was enough for hub and we didn't even make it to the second ????? followed by some ?????. But still, more exciting than international relations meetings of recent times.
Anyhoo, enough about shagging.
Hub and I ventured over to our usual revolving sushi haunt for lunch, with a spot of pj shopping for the kids and the like. Came home for a nap for hub and Ryu and some English TV for mummy - a British drama series about a group of con artists. Don't know the name but it is quite a good watch. My friend is sending over a series called 'Glee' for my birthday. Quite excited about getting more English viewing. OH MY GOD - I've just had a revelation. I could probably watch the DVD on THIS computer whilst lying in the sun on our bed upstairs. What a luxury.
Moving on. A question to you all. What do you think these are....
And then there is this, that I came across when on a shop for tampons.
So anyway, in the name of consumerism and me being the perfect consumer - cause who else would buy this stuff - I am going to test it out. Not right now. I don't think my fanny is particularly scodey at the moment. I will wait until I am skinny and fabulous. Then I can be fabulous and have a funky flushed fanny. God the excitement at gaijiwife.com. Don't leave your seats now will you.
And seriously that's enough about shags and fannies for the day. Want to see something funny?
We took these pics this morning and I didn't realise until I looked at them that we are all in stripes. And we even left the house looking like a band of convicts - albeit one with a bit of lippy.
Off to finish watching some crap dvd with hub - I picked it up in a moment of Bruce Willis weakness but it is quite B-grade. Robots and shit and Bruce with makeup making him look about 30. Bring back die-hard and 5th element I say.
Edit - I changed the title from fanny to puchi shower as really should be a bit more restrained in my titles - as they come up on some people's blog lists and not everybody needs to be subjected to fannies, shags and obscenities. It came up in the comments that 'fanny' means bum in the States - and so I asked what would be a word for the vajij then? Do you know the proper scientific name for the puchi fanny shower? It is douche. Who knew aye. Well Adam knew so thankyou Adam. It is my new word for the day.
Edit - gotta stop googling douche. One of my comments said you could get them in the States in different scents so you could douche your fanny to smell like a mountain stream or summers day or whatever. I was trying to find a picture hopefully of a range of different ones - just out of curiosity - and came across this treasure.
Seriously now, no more douches.